The Amazing Non-Posting Blogger

Yeeeeaaaaah. Been a while. So today I'm driving back from another afternoon of "gee, we really meant to call you but we don't need you today" babysitting when my phone starts to do its thing. You know. The ring-a-ling thing. (Lame rhyme choice? Yes. Resistable rhyme choice? No.) When I pick it up, it's AM, my oldest (and usually weirdest) friend. She just seems to want to chat. Weird? Definitely. And that's about it on the me front. Oh, except for this news: my brain is still on vacation. Wheee...