Gold Glitter aside...

...this damn thing HURTS! My bottom retainer (the kind with a wire and cool glittery plastic) has a hurty thing on the left side. I can't really tell what it is or why it hurts. Hell, I can't even see that part of my mouth. All I know is that the top one is God and the bottom one sucks. Big time. I think I ought to call my orthodontist and complain. Maybe he can grind something off of it to make it nicer. Hmmm... I spent time in the mall today, (a blessedly rare occurence) and managed not only to get a fabulous deal on my new smock-trial ready blazer, but not to get severe mall-glaze. I actually feel ok. Huh. Weird. Now if only I could swallow without remembering the damn poky place in there....