BOLD!
Dear Tic-Tac,
I bought the new Tic-Tac "BOLD FRUIT" flavor mints the other day. They are not BOLD. They are FUNKY. They leave this strange sort of chlorinated flavor in your mouth after you eat them. I am not a fan. Also, they were made in Ecuador. Does this seem like a weird place to make mints to anyone else? Yeah, I thought so. So get on that.
Love,
M
posted by Mary at 9/24/2006 05:29:00 PM
4 Comments:
I don't think I want my mints too BOLD. Just be a mint. You know?
Exactly. Mints should stick to being mints. This BOLD nonsense is messing with their essence.
There are some Princeton grads from our year who have gone into the mint business. Their line is called Oral Fixation. Apparently it's doing quite well.
Previously, they had started a glossy, self-important magazine, which they gave away for free. It was not as successful.
The minty ones are disgusting. Don't go there.
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