Sound Carries

Dear people smoking hooka outside my window, I am not sure if you are aware of this, but I can hear EVERY GODDAMN WORD you're saying. I know that you hooked up with Barbara, and that everyone there has also hooked up with her. I know where you live, what you like to drink, and what you talk about when you're bored. I know EVERYTHING you've been talking about, and I DO NOT CARE. Please, PLEASE, shut the HELL UP! WE can ALL hear you, like you're in our goddamn rooms. I want you to shut up and die. Goodnight. Screw you, Mary